Curse

Tosha · Mar 17, 2008, 02:33 PM // 14:33

Inspired by a thread and a screenie by Holly Herro in Riverside (http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10267608)

Now, we can do Much More

Avarre · Mar 17, 2008, 02:46 PM // 14:46

This reminds me of a time when an ex-guildie told Asp that I had just turned 18 and been given a box of condoms (these facts were not true).

When he came back from being afk, and after the 'OH MY GOD I HAVE GOTTEN THE MOST AMAZING PM'S' scream on vent, I was treated to 30 minutes of Guild Wars innuendo. It was rather impressive.

Let's just say there was a lot of talk about getting 'Life Sheath' up and 'pushing into the backline'.

Talarian · Mar 17, 2008, 03:01 PM // 15:01

Just looking at the first few skills I saw...

"Are you an earth elementalist? Because you certainly have a Magnetic Aura..."

"You must be a Sunspear with that Intensity..."

"Lucky I'm not a mob, else I'd scatter from your Searing Heat..."

Next time I change chars I'll look for some more

Vaal 84 · Mar 17, 2008, 04:04 PM // 16:04

Does it say that you have been playing for 43 years?

Brianna · Mar 17, 2008, 06:25 PM // 18:25

I remember this, I think there was a thread a while ago.

''Hey baby, how about I put on some Holy Haste and give you some Healing Touch?''

Flem · Mar 17, 2008, 07:31 PM // 19:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vaal 84

Does it say that you have been playing for 43 years?

lolol, wtf?!

I just noticed that.

Rexion · Mar 17, 2008, 07:43 PM // 19:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vaal 84

Does it say that you have been playing for 43 years?

Rofl!!! I wonder if it is textmod??

Here is my "rejection" line....

You must be a warrior because I can tell that your "Shields Up!" *cry*.

netniwk · Mar 17, 2008, 07:55 PM // 19:55

Nice Fow,want to RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO?

Holly Herro · Mar 17, 2008, 09:13 PM // 21:13

Yes I had been playing for 43 years >_> <_<

You're so hot you turned my Icy Veins into Liquid Flame

I'm not even going to bother with Dodge because you're clearly enchanted with Way of the Fox.

You and I would make a great combo. Just like Hamstring and Firestorm. Or Frenzy and Healing Signet.

School time for meeee =[

Kerwyn Nasilan · Mar 18, 2008, 02:47 AM // 02:47

"I wanna ride your lightning"
"?"
"Shira. No. xD"
Best laugh I've had all week

Circus Midget · Mar 18, 2008, 03:00 AM // 03:00

Better watch out or i'll get you with my Unsuspecting Strike. I kinda have a Way of the Assassin.

Don't bother with those Critical Defenses, I have a Shattering Assault.

"Fall Back!" to your bedroom and I'll use "Go for the Eyes!"

You better "Watch Yourself!" I have a Wild Blow.

I guess that's enough for tonight, we'll see if I think of any O.o.

Zahr Dalsk · Mar 18, 2008, 03:30 AM // 03:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circus Midget

"Fall Back!" to your bedroom and I'll use "Go for the Eyes!"

O.o c-shot

[skill]Divine Spirit[/skill][skill]Pain[/skill]

jiggles · Mar 18, 2008, 04:13 AM // 04:13

^^^^^ amazing xD

Richardt · Mar 18, 2008, 04:21 AM // 04:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circus Midget

"Fall Back!" to your bedroom and I'll use "Go for the Eyes!"

That's a winner right there XD

Joe Fierce · Mar 18, 2008, 05:43 AM // 05:43

cmon baby i gotsa holy rod!

lets go baby you know

RPGmaniac · Mar 18, 2008, 05:58 AM // 05:58

[skill]"On Your Knees!"[/skill][skill]"Brace Yourself!"[/skill][skill]"Victory is Mine!"[/skill]

[skill]Contemplation of purity[/skill] <-- DOH!

Zahr Dalsk · Mar 18, 2008, 06:00 AM // 06:00

For your male-male relationships...

[skill]Shove[/skill][skill]"On Your Knees!"[/skill][skill]Frenzy[/skill][skill]Penetrating Blow[/skill][skill]Wild Blow[/skill][skill]"Brace Yourself!"[/skill][skill]Final Thrust[/skill][skill]Thrill of Victory[/skill]

Joe Fierce · Mar 18, 2008, 06:53 PM // 18:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk

For your male-male relationships...

[skill]Shove[/skill][skill]"On Your Knees!"[/skill][skill]Frenzy[/skill][skill]Penetrating Blow[/skill][skill]Wild Blow[/skill][skill]"Brace Yourself!"[/skill][skill]Final Thrust[/skill][skill]Thrill of Victory[/skill]

that's an oldie but goodie, the best one i've seen in a while is Family Photo:
[skill]Attuned Was Songkai[/skill][skill]Protective Was Kaolai[/skill][skill]Generous Was Tsungrai[/skill][skill]Mighty Was Vorizun[/skill][skill]Blind Was Mingson[/skill][skill]Anguished Was Lingwah[/skill][skill]Lively Was Naomei[/skill][skill]Vengeful Was Khanhei[/skill]

~ Dan ~ · Mar 18, 2008, 07:05 PM // 19:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Fierce

that's an oldie but goodie, the best one i've seen in a while is Family Photo:
[skill]Attuned Was Songkai[/skill][skill]Protective Was Kaolai[/skill][skill]Generous Was Tsungrai[/skill][skill]Mighty Was Vorizun[/skill][skill]Blind Was Mingson[/skill][skill]Anguished Was Lingwah[/skill][skill]Lively Was Naomei[/skill][skill]Vengeful Was Khanhei[/skill]

Not quite a GW pick up line.

Crimso · Mar 18, 2008, 08:42 PM // 20:42

I've got one.

" Hey Baby you got a nice [skill]Air of Enchantment[/skill] about you let's go to the bedroom and I'll use my [skill]Spear of light[/skill] and plant my [skill]Healing Seed[/skill] in you while we form our[skill]Life Bond[/skill].

I'd like to see someone make a pick-up line with [skill]Rigor Mortis[/skill].